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Jesus! The Sports Illustrated ad for the SI Swimsuit Edition 2009 iPhone app is way too sexy. It's not nice to rile up us men like that ...

Yum! Had my first banana in years. Not sure why, but I completely enjoyed the one I just ate. I need to make a note to eat them more often.

Must watch video from @jonrawlinson 2nd largest aquarium in the world in Japan: http://bit.ly/VVlGq - shot in HD, stunning visuals

Google announces their upcoming operating system. Will it someday compete with Microsoft Windows? Who knows ... http://bit.ly/VQraE

Today is a very special day. Know why? Independence Day? Nope ... it's only 2 more months until college football season starts! Go Gators!

Nice! A website made for people just like me (I'm a gadget freak, boys and their toys, yadda yadda.) http://gdgt.com/

ESPN on Tim Tebow not being good enough for the NFL: "Maybe it's simply that pro quarterbacks just aren't Tim Tebow." http://bit.ly/KnMi0

It's a known rule that celebrity death comes in threes, but leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra one for free.

On Michael Jackson's death today: "I heard it was from food poisoning, 'cause when he died, he had 12-year old nuts in his mouth." Oy vey!

I accidentally walked into a blind man, and he made me feel bad about it. I didn't see that one coming. His words blind-sided me. :(

Ugh, my first built-from-scratch house in The Sims 3 was a miserable, eyesore of a failure. §124,000 simoleons down the drain. :(

Got the #3.0 update for the #iPhone but don't know where to start? Check this list of 40 best features to get started: http://bit.ly/3HeeC

I'm pretty incredibly excited for the 3.0 firmware update for the iPhone tomorrow. Gaming on it should be even more awesome!

Sporting a natural high from sleep deprivation. I just had a conversation with my dog, & she's reconsidering that unconditional love thing.

You can claim a Facebook username: http://ping.fm/wegH7 -- do this quick if you want a good one.

Well, all's well that ends well, down by the well ... in the end.

At an Irish pub I ordered club soda w/lime. Told waitress it was too limey, & a British guy behind me turned & said "What did you call me?!"

Got $250 to spend. Looked thru wishlist. Do I get an iPhone 3G S, Amazon Kindle DX, or much needed new clothes? Nope, it went to bills. Sigh

Bravo BurgerKing lady! You put a few fresh fries on top & filled the rest w/old ones. So when I ate the top fry b4 driving off I was fooled!

My family's so proud of me. I've been clean for 6 months now. I haven't touched World of Warcraft for 6 months! Man, I feel great.